Oh my god what is this from I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard.Vreth and his condom
Oh my god
Vreth why
- roses are red
- violets are blue
- sunflowers are yellow
- i bet you were expecting something romantic
- but no, these are just gardening facts
(via vretha)
(via drunkoninsanity)
Bad metalhead pickup lines
“Hey baby, I wanna take you South of Heaven…”
“I think you can use that Mouth For War for something more…”
“Are you Sandman? Because I wanna enter you…”
“I’ll take you to Oblivion until you scream Blood and Thunder…”
“I’m gonna Use My Third Arm on you tonight baby…”
(via litengravling)
Using only SONG NAMES from ONE artist/band, cleverly answer these questions.
- Artist/Band: Amon Amarth
- Are you male or female: Valkyries Ride
- Describe yourself: The Last With Pagan Blood
- How do you feel: Abandoned
- What is today: The Arrival Of The Fimbul Winter
- Describe where you currently live: Across The Rainbow Bridge
- Your favorite form of transportation: Down The Slopes Of Death
- Describe your ex: Bastards Of A Lying Breed
- Your best friend is: A Fury Divine
- Your favorite color is: Bloodshed
- If your life was a television show what would it be called: The Pursuit Of Vikings
- What is life to you: Sorrow Throughout The Nine Worlds
- What is the best advice you have to give: Bleed For Ancient Gods
- If you could change your name, what would you change it to: Avenger
Why Not?
Christianna | 20 | Texas
Metal (folk, viking, black). Mythology (Norse, Celtic, Greek, Roman). Art. Animals. Nature. Scandinavia. Random funnies.
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Metal (folk, viking, black). Mythology (Norse, Celtic, Greek, Roman). Art. Animals. Nature. Scandinavia. Random funnies.
Last.FM. / Twitter. /Facebook.
Don't be shy about →ASK←ing me things!
Personal Posts. / My Face.
30 Bands In 30 Days.
